I wanna play with big playmocowies.
Intended clients: Desperate Playmo Collectors who don't want to be seen washing and milking the Playmo cows without any kids around.
You can always find a niece, nephew, a friend's kid, someone to take with you, and just look like a really great, fun mom/dad/babysitter, enthusiastically playing your way through the funpark "for the sake of your kids."
But hey, Chris and I get funny looks sometimes for just being at the zoo without any kids, and we don't care! For some odd reason, in Baton Rouge, people consider zoos to be just for kids. When we are traveling and go to zoos elsewhere, we see lots of couples there just enjoying the sights.