OK George! If you want.
Appropriate music, please:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2wcqRWbdHsLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU: KING ISEROTH, RULER OF THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KRULL, BY GOD'S WILL, and his friend the king of Portugal, whom hasn't received his horse from Cowabounga's caparison emporium (they're a bit late on their deliveries these days).-Oh! You're so lucky! This sword is Goblin made, ain't it? I reckon it must be really ancient.
-Yes, it was given to my great-great-great-grandfather by King Xk'pokltang the 34th, as a token of the allegiance of the Goblins to the Empire of Krull. I must say I'm quite proud to have this one...
-OK mate! Gotta go!
-Bom dia! And farewell, King Iseroth! (Aw! How I wish I had a horse too, if I see this Cowabounga, I'll kick his butt, that'll teach him good!
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