I liked your story and ideas. However as an English man I must draw exception to Braveheart which was the biggest pile of un-historic and anti-English film ever until The Patriot which had English soldiers re-enacting Nazi atrocities from WWII. I just realized they were both from Mel Gibbson who of course isn't racist in anyway shape or form. Must just be a figment of my imagination. Still you got to love that priest