The Fire Department and the Police Station, both received the same note accompanied by the same set of very incriminating photographs. The note read:
Hola!
Me, myself and I have managed to kidnap your very special secret weapon.
It will be taken to a very safe, secret location and will be kept alive if you follow my instructions.
Release at once all of my friends, Ladies and Clowns, or I’ll butcher your whale.
This is what happened to my last hostage.
Hope your answer soon.
Ta ta!
PS: Size does not matter! (muuuaa hahahaha) Diabolic laughter.