Fun Modern "War": A Collaborative Photostory Project

[Elric]

Breaking News!  With all the other things going on like killer clowns, whales, monkeys, sharks and sweet little old ladies, we have a situation!  A photo of what appears to be a court jester with a shotgun and a bandoleer of shells has been spotted by one of our citizens.  There is a black chicken with him.  We don't know anymore than that so stay tuned and we will follow this story as it progresses!  If you see him take cover!  He is armed and dangerous!

[tonguello]

An army of chickens! Pity they don't fly, they could have pooped on the police! 

Great Elric!! Can't wait to see how this develops!

[bonniebeth]

What does this gun shoot? No scary weapons in this war, only silly ones. So hopefully it shoots laughing gas or something!

[Elric]

Well we know little to nothing about this guy. We don't know what he's capable of. All I know he's a weird guy dressed up like a court jester with a chicken.

[bonniebeth]

Looks interesting to me!

[Tiermann]

And your little dogs, too!

Brilliant 

I'm too busy with jousting, so you will have to just imagine the preparations of my Flying Monkey Airforce...

[Rasputin]

why does that chicken look like his head is missing? or do all chickens look like this to me 

[Elric]

BEWARE OF THE COURT JESTER AND THE HEADLESS CHICKEN!!!   

He has a head Ras! Lol

[Wolf Knight]

Lets revive this great topic... shall we? 


-Lieutenant, where is your chief?
-Chief's at the other end of town, Fire Chief, something to do with dinos gone wild...
-Ok so I'll organise the next operation with you... we must recover our whale...
-How Fire chief?
-Captain Lucy will help us... Calling Captain Lucy... Calling Captain Lucy...


Somewhere in the golf....


This is Captain Lucy! That you Fire Chief?


Yes, it me! Listen, Bijoux was abducted... we need you to activate her tracking beacon!


My Bijoux? Abducted? Who did this? .... Hold on I picked up her signal... You know, Agent One can help us with this... Calling Agent One...


-Agent one here... Hello Captain! Have you... missed me?
-Not now Agent One, Bijoux was abducted, I activated her tracking beacon... I've linked the coordinates to your GPS...


Ok! Got them!!!


Don't worry, Captain! I'll get your baby back...


It does not take long for Agent One to locate the truck...
That must be Butcher Shorty... ok I got this...


-Fire Chief, is the Police force ready?
-Yes Agent One... Top agent you send for has also arrived...
-Captain Lucy, what about you?
-Yes Agent one! My plane is fuelled and ready, and your man is here too!
-Good, good!! Lets see what good tax payer's money can do!!! Best technology to buy, and now to use!!


In a few minutes two planes appear above the truck, and they carry passangers with them...


Top agents leap out of the planes...


...land on the truck and cut the whale loose...


Specially modified suction cups are placed on the whale, and ultra strength exoskeleton armour allow the top agents to hold a good grip on them, while the extra tough cable holds them and lift the whale in the air!!!


A few minutes later, the kind beast lands in the sea!!


She is yours Captain! We are history!


Fire Chief, my baby is back!!! Captain Lucy over and out!

[bonniebeth]

Awesome Panos!!! We've got our whale back!

Great to see some action here again!