I would but seeing as I am having a very hard time finding someone even remotely tackier than BadMums selection I think this contest has been won. 
I think I may have found someone remotely tackier or at least equally tackier. In fact two people. I believe they may be Caravan Man's brother and his wife. Fortunately, I do not have them in my collection

Actually, the wife's not too bad - she just has poor dress sense, but CM's brother. Awful!!!
Not posting a pic or telling you which set though. Let's see whose up for little challenge. Here's a clue ..... I suspect they may be having a little trip out to see CM and Mrs CM whilst they are holidaying nearby.
Again, I repeat I do not have them in my collection - I just happened to find them on PlaymoDB just now while I was trying to identify a Klicky for my son.