Excellent. Half the battle is won!! My "army" of Angry Mums actually met while their husbands were at clown school together. They were just going to come along with pushchairs, handbags and badly-behaved children as "weapons". Perhaps their husbands should come along (not sure how many clowns I have, but I can put my hands on five from where I sit ....... I think there are three more in the loft).
Ha, ha. This is getting interesting.