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Offline Wolf Knight

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None shall pass...
« on: March 07, 2011, 16:11:14 »
Please take notice: A klicky was harmed during the making of this photostory.












You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight








I am Arthur, King of the Britons.








I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.







You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?







You make me sad.




So be it. Come, Patsy!


None shall pass.


What?


None shall pass.


I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.


Then you shall die......


I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!


I move.... for no man!


So be it!







Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!


'Tis but a scratch!
A scratch? Your arm's off!
No, it isn't!
Well, what's that then?
I've had worse.
You liar!
Come on, you p%$^!





Victory is mine!!


We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -


Come on, then.

What?
Have at you!


You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Oh, had enough, eh?
Look, you stupid b%$^&*. You've got no arms left!
Yes I have.
*Look*!
It's just a flesh wound.
Look, stop that!!!
Chicken!....Chicken!!
Look, I'll have your leg


Right, I'll do you for that!

You'll what?

Come here!

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

I'm invincible!

...You're a loony.
The Black Knight always triumphs!!!

Have at you!!!




All right, we'll call it a draw.

Come, Patsy!

Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow b#$%^&*!

Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!



...end of the scene...

Offline Alison01326

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Re: None shall pass...
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 16:18:31 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:I've got tears running down my face here.  Sad thing is, while the dialogue was still sensible I already had the script running through my head anyway (I've been surpressing it for weeks with all this talk of k-nig-hts).

Priceless. Thank you very, very much  :clap:

More please
« Last Edit: March 07, 2011, 16:24:26 by Bad Mum! »
  

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Re: None shall pass...
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 16:26:16 »
:lol: :lol: :lol:I've got tears running down my face here.  Sad thing is, while the dialogue was still sensible I already had the script running through my head anyway (I've been surpressing it for weeks with all this talk of k-nig-hts).

Priceless. Thank you very, very much  :clap:

More please

Thank you Alison!! So glad you enjoyed it!! The idea came to me a few days back, when I saw this superset base plate laying useless amongs my spare items... I am glad I was able to find a good use for it!!!  :lol: :lol:

Should I do the killer rabbit next?  :lol:

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Re: None shall pass...
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 16:48:19 »
Should I do the killer rabbit next?  :lol:
Oooh, yes please. But give me a week to regain my composure, please  :lol: :lol:
  

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Re: None shall pass...
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 17:05:13 »
Hmm.. as comment to this I can only say "NI:lol:

 :)9

Next story Brian and the Romans? ;)

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Re: None shall pass...
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 17:06:10 »
Quote from: Wolf Knight link=topic=7339.msg122367#msg122367
Should I do the killer rabbit next?  :lol:

That would be hilarious!  :lol:

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Re: None shall pass...
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 17:07:25 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: It's great, Panos!!! Strangely familiar.  ;D Very well done!
Too bad a klicky had to be harmed, though.  :(  :P
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Re: None shall pass...
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 17:11:26 »
Could you pehaps also do the scene at the end; the attack on the castle and the police arresting the "lunatics"? I'd love to see that in Playmo-version... :lol:

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Re: None shall pass...
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 17:18:07 »
 :lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't know where this is from but I just loved it. It is the funniest photo story I've read!  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: None shall pass...
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 17:26:50 »
Oooh, yes please. But give me a week to regain my composure, please  :lol: :lol:

Well, it will take more time until the next project!!

Next story Brian and the Romans? ;)

Not really, no...

Too bad a klicky had to be harmed, though.  :(  :P

 :'( :'( :'(

Could you pehaps also do the scene at the end; the attack on the castle and the police arresting the "lunatics"? I'd love to see that in Playmo-version... :lol:

Now that's an Idea!!! I'll have to see the movie again though...

:lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't know where this is from but I just loved it. It is the funniest photo story I've read!  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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