Ya but firemen are unreliable due to their unpredictable schedules especially if they are on-call volunteers. Just think of those late night pager calls. If they are salary they sometimes have even weirder schedules (72 hours on/ 24 off) and who will put little johnny to bed with a story
If only that was all! Firemen! Ha, don't get me started on them. I mean, what are they about? They sit all day at their firestation at the expence of the community and when the alarm goes they still have to put on their boots and pants.
And do you know how many show up when a cat needs to be helped down a tree? 10! Yes, ten. Tien. Zehn. Do you believe that? For 1 little cat. And they bring equipment worth hundreds of thousends of pounds, euros and dollars.
And on birthdayparties they go on and on about this accident and that fire. You can hear them bragging from 2 blocks away. Talk about your altruism!
Just a bunch of freeloaders with a fetish for oversized uniforms with blingy stripes, a compulsory need to grow a moustache and half of them are pyromaniacs themselves.
At least Prince 4505 listens to women.
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