Ok. I know this is definitely not the most brilliant custom in the world or anything, but I was fooling around this afternoon with not enough to do, and I was trying to make a harness for baby-wearing. This is what I came up with.

I asked Chris what he thought, and my loving husband said something like "It's ok as long as you don't look too close."

I think I sort of have to agree with his take on it, but I didn't think it was
that bad.

Decided to share it anyway; maybe someone else will come up with a better way to do this!