I like them all, but especially the Indian with the white jacket. Very simple conversion, but very effective, just like the British Raj days.
The palace guard is good for conversions. I've a couple of pirate ones I shall post at some time now I've got myself registered which are very similar.
Are the biker tops from the German police dog handler?
As for the speeding driver, strictly speaking she's doing probably no more than about 30mph. Above that speed there is a semi-vacuum behind the windscreen so scarves and long hair tend to be sucked forward rather than blown back, or so I am told. But traditionally, we always associate blown back scarves and hair with speeding, so away with the pedantic school teacher and agree she's speeding.
I'm surprised you don't seem to have collecte any wet noodles for those puns.