So, you're thinking of come over, cheng? We have a castle at Scarborough too! There's been some sort of fortification there from at least Roman times, a signal station, and maybe earlier. And I'm a direct descendant of one of the last, maybe the last, person to be responsible for the castle at times of hostilities.
reminds me of that line, "are you going to scarborough fair? parsely, sage...."
and dear Gordon, I shall need your help to find something for my wife to do other than visiting castles and war relics
....btw does the last person responsible for a castle during hostilities leave it last too? (like a captain of a sinking ship) ..you're probably blessed with a lucky lineage
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