When I was a child, my best friend's brother had two flock-haired Action Men. They were dressed in everyday clothes, had personalities, and were called Albert and Jacob.
I had Barbie dolls, but I thought a cool Action Man like Albert and Jacob would be a great addition, so I asked for one for my birthday.
My parents kindly gave me one.
He was dressed in army clothes, and he had PLASTIC HAIR.
I've never really got over it.
