I'm confused: what's more suspensful: the final season of Game of Thrones or Hadoque's search for the Green Man...

I have a 9th season coming of the documentary series "The Search for The Green Grail", with each new episode addressing one of the following mysteries:
1. Is "The Green Man" = The lost son of Horst Brandstätter, who maybe signed in with such an alias in the former PCC ?
2. Is "The Green Man" = Nick F., a former member of the old Playmoboard-forum, who once tried to launch a Playmobil comic- book called "The Green Man" and who works or worked in the "St. John" district / community of London?
3. Is "The Green Man" = "St. John", a member here on PF and also on KW, who has an avatar with a green face and green hair?
4. Is "The Green Man" = Kristof Calvo, a leading figure of the political party "Green" in Flanders / Belgium and possibly Belgium´s next Prime Minister?
5. Is "The Green Man" = A yet undisclosed Marvel-movie featuring The Hulk?
6. Is "The Green Man" = The last surviving sanitator who worked in Chernobyl in 1986?
7. Is "The Green Man" = A split-personality of myself, green of envy when seeing my other personality´s Playmobil-collection?