Great work there DrDalek6. I see you went for the genuinely outdoor angle!
So much astounding work in this thread.
Here is my final official entry into the competition:
"Bloody weekend sailors!"
aka
"Don't you know there's a war on, moron?"

Larger version:
http://i.imgur.com/npBVaLh.jpgShot in Portland's own Laurelhurst Park.
I do regret not having both of the officer's arms up. Would have made him look angrier.
edit: I had the large and small versions reversed.