Sail west from Europe and call everyone you meet an Indian!
Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!
Well, I departed from Calais and reached shore after just a very few nautical miles...
The inhabitants call their land "(Little) Britain" ...or was it "England"... no, wait... "United Kingdom"....ehrr..."Wales" perhaps?....nope... Whatever, we call them Redbeafs. And folks overthere are not sure weither or not they want to belong to Europe. So most likely we´re gonna call them Indians too.