"Honeymoon in Africa"

[Luis]

::BRRRRRRRRRP!!::

Priscilla, Fred and Lolo: Noooo!!!





Our heroes were hopeless now...Or, maybe not so much.

Lolo: You guys must have a plan B.
Fred: We're screwed.
Priscilla: Oh no! My cosmetics…my g-string thongs…it all was in there! What are we going to do now?!!!

[Luis]

Lolo: Bah, it's just the jungle! Let's walk.
Fred: Yeah right, "JUST" the jungle.
Priscilla: Somebody tell me those huge horrible birds aren't here for a particular reason.

[Luis]

The next day, after a loooong walk, Fred, Priscilla and Lolo finally found the temple they were looking for.

All: We made it! Yay!





Lolo: Hurry up you guys!
Fred: Come sweetheart, hold my hand.
Priscilla: Fred, I have a bad feeling!...

[Luis]

Lolo: Guys, be extremely careful. We have companionship in case you haven't noticed.

They hurried to cross to the other side but...

Priscilla: Ouch! Fred! Lolo! Help me out!!





Fred: Distract him, honey! Good job!
Priscilla: WHAT?! I'm stuck you "#$%&!!
Fred: See you later alligator!!

[Luis]

Priscilla: In a while crocodile!! OMG he's coming!!!




Priscilla: OMG OMG OMG!!

[Luis]

Priscilla: I'm going to kill you, Fred!!!




As they walked in the temple, they found something MUCH nicer than all those human-eating beasts...

Fred: Priscilla, Lolo, we are rich!

[Luis]

Fred: Ok let's start planning how we're going to carry all this with us.
Lolo: We're here to find our other two friends, Fred, remember that.

Suddenly, the bamboo door shut inadvertenly behind them.

Priscilla: OMG this place is scary!





But as soon as Priscilla saw the treasure and jewels she changed her mind.

Priscilla: Ohhh, I love this place. I'm the queen of the jungle...wait a minute, no, I am more than that...I am the reincarnation of Cleopatra, yeah.
Fred: We are rich, cuttie pie!
Lolo: Guys I'm worried, our friends aren't here!

[Luis]

And out of the nowhere they heard gun shots.

Robber: Get your hands off our treasure! That belongs to us!




Robber: I promise I will not shoot if you cooperate, beauty. Sorry about the jewels.

[Luis]

Robber: See you later alligators!!! Muahahaha




And to top it all off...

Fred: This door is locked! Heeeelp!
Lolo: Oh please, not another one.
 

[Luis]

But when Priscilla runs out of patience she becomes the worst beast that a jungle can witness.

Priscilla: Ah, no. Not another one! I'm going to show you who rules here!!! I am SICK!
Fred: Yay! That's my woman!





Priscilla: And never return!