Hello Everyone,
As some of you might know Emma my fiance has recently started taking an interest in my Playmobil, acquiring half of my collection as she has gone along
. The other day she grabbed a handfull of pirates and started fighting talk, well not being one to back down I swiftly declared war or should I say Red Beard did
. Some of you may have seen how Emma's Captain (John Black) acquired his ship, now its time to show you how Red Beard goes about it. It is worth noting that Red Beard is a mysterious character and he rarely sets foot outside the safety of his flag ship due to many death threats and bounties against him. His loyal second in command does most of the leg work and carries out any threats or intimidation on the Captains behalf. Needless to say Red Beard is a notorious and Ferd pirate in these parts and everyone fears the day he may come calling for business or help.
Unfortunately the local ship wright has taken the brunt of this and has been put to work on many of the Captains crazy projects and hair brained schemes, including floating bombs (ships loaded with dynamite). It appears his day has just taken a turn for the worst....
A shady character enters the ship yard carrying a roll of paper, it is just as the shipwright feared. Captain Red Beard has sent his loyal second in command with another set of crazy ideas. What could it be now ?
The shipwright places his plans on top of his desk and is confronted by a horrible sight, but what could it be ?
Oh no it is the Captains usual unfathomable scrawling's but this time it is a ship, what could he have been thinking ? Surely the shipwright cant work from plans like these 
I am going to need a small stiff drink to get me through this, I am going to have to re-work these plans.
The shipwright gets to work after one or two bottles, I mean stiff drinks.
Several hours later and several stiff drinks down his neck the ship wright finally completes his plans.
I think I am going to need some help with this project....
To Be continued....
