Too bad we can't identify the hacker and have someones army of knights hack his head off with some their axes or whatever knights use (I am clueless here!!!)
Or the pirates might run the culprit off the plank into the deadly seas somewhere.
Or the Top Agents can vaporize the culprit with their deadly missiles....yeah, I do got a few of those!!!
Or the Indians could practice their target shooting with all those arrows you guys have lying around under your sofa cushions, ...
Or the spacemen could launch this nogooder one way into outer space.
Or the soldiers (take your picks here mateys from Romans to whomever) could load their whatevers and blast away.
Or the cavemen could trap him/her in a cave and roast 'em for dinner.
Or the Vikings could use this bad guy for spear practice.
Or the Cowboys could pull out their six shooters and blast away.
Or the fishermen could pull out their deadliest hooks and catch these guys....or yet, just feed them to their pet whales.
Or the construction guys could just bury the culprit in cement barrels they drop into the river from their cranes and front end loaders.
Or the Nuremburg Guards could practicing spearing the culprit (do they have spears...dunno?)
Or Durer could paint this guy black and blue with permanent paints before the boxer does a real black and blue number on the poor you know what.
Or the firemen could spray this baddie with foam used to kill fires....BB: does this stuff kill Klickies, too?
Or the police force could pull out their machine guns and start blasting away...they do give these guys machine guns these days, don't they? Otherwise how are they gonna survive if all the criminals have them and they don't?
And the chefs could all feed the baddies a grand meal complete with a course of fatal food poisoning.
Or the mechanics in the Pm garage could unhook the brake lines so the baddies car crashes off the cliff on the edge of town....plunging 200 feet down into a freezing sea.
Or the animals running 123ville could lock this culprit up in the paddocks with the rest of the 123villers, and charge admission to watch the villers look strange and feed them peanuts.
Or the farmers could hang these guys up in the coldhouse just like they do a real side of beef.
Yall can come up with the remaining forms of torture as I am sure I have missed a few....and we do collect the ultimate weapons of mass destruction here, don't we? All in the season cheer, Pgal
