::
joyous ringing of Christmas bells ::
- Cue the bright and cheerful background music as
Santa narrates -
"And thus begins the next installment in the Continuing Saga of MamaDragon's Search for Christmas Blister Packs - it was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a dragon decided to drive to the FAR AWAY Target store after work to try to find the elusive Christmas blister packs. It wasn't good flying weather so MamaDragon decide to drive and needed gas (aka petrol in some foreign speaking countries
) to make it to the FAR AWAY Target store. She got gas. She reset the trip odometer in the car. Then she drove. She arrived at the FAR AWAY store and happened to look at the odometer. 'What's this???,' she thought, 'it is only a mile more to drive to the FAR AWAY Target store than to drive to the store that I always go to!' Then she went in the store and just as a choir of heavenly angels (or perhaps the Muzak™ playing over the speakers in the store) started singing...
there they were! The Christmas blister packs!
Hallelujah! MamaDragon has Christmas blister packs now! Three of each!
But, because MamaDragon is a good girl and will appear on the 'Nice' list, she decided to share the joy with other Playmobil fans and did not purchase all 12 of the available packs. Besides, why would anyone need 12 Santas. Unless they were forming a Santa army? Perhaps I should look into this!"
And Santa went out to the workshop to have a talk with the elves and the reindeer but forgot what he was worried about before he got out there and had a mug of cocoa and some Danish Butter Cookies instead.
The end.