Zulu-fighting British troops with bent ebows

[GrahamB]

The tabloid newspapers here are full of stories about bent footballers.. not that I sully my hands with such trash... but I read one last week about this young footballer who earns £5 million a year and the things he got up to.....

Is there any chance we can get hold of the part numbers of these arms and legs so we can order them without having lots of corpses to dispose of afterwards....?

BTW, great customs Master cheng! The British seem to enjoy getting involved in as many theatres of war as possible! One of the few nations to have been at war continuously from 1945 to the present, somewhere in the world!

[cheng]

The tabloid newspapers here are full of stories about bent footballers.. not that I sully my hands with such trash... but I read one last week about this young footballer who earns £5 million a year and the things he got up to.....

Is there any chance we can get hold of the part numbers of these arms and legs so we can order them without having lots of corpses to dispose of afterwards....?

well, our bent footballers definitely dont have tax issues 

agreed GrahamB.....I feel pressured to think of uses for the rest of the unsued parts 
I probably need to order in multiples of 20 several times just for red coats alone....for once, everyone will be carrying their rifles close to their bodies