Perhaps we are both being a bit unkind,
Gordon.
Especially if
Hadoque hadn't intentionally meant to have a "play on words."
However, I know that my posts in "Babelfish" Spanish, German and French must have given many native speakers of those languages many mirthful moments.
So here's to
Hadoque ...
First, our admiration for having the courage to post in English.
Second, our thanks for a good laugh.
And, third our apologies for having fun at your expense (if you really meant "hands" rather than "hens") ...
All the best and please feel free to laugh at me ... anytime,
Richard